What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?
10.06.2025 01:23
So, the docs changed it to read
Nuts and Butts
No way
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Still no good.
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...
Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to
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Catatonics & High Colonics
I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.
Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)
Lost Souls & Butt Holes
share office space ...
Still no good
Why do companies cull employees during financial downturns without saying so?
So they tried
Another attempt resulted in ...
Next, they tried...
Just Forget it!
Freaks and Cheeks
Then came..
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Thumbs down again.
Minds and Behinds
Schizoids & Haemorrhoids
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Loons and Moons
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Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives
Analysis & Anal Cysts
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones
Hysterias & Posteriors
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Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...
The town council was livid and insisted they change it.
They put up a sign reading
I have a bad reputation and need help. What should I do?
No go.
This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to
Everyone loved it.
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Specializing in Odds & Ends.
Unacceptable again!
No, not a chance